Grab a virtual trolley, and lets go shopping!
So what are you after? Size, colour, shape………
blonde, brunette, red head or technicolour?
curvy, slim, weight, get out the measuring tape!
Teeth in a jar or full set needed?
Good sense of humour a must!
Legs that go on forever,
and dare we forget the bust?
Leg over and chips on the menu,
or the `lets see how it goes?`
Friends with or without benefits,
Even love if given time to grow?
Check list firmly embedded,
Shopping mentality all straight;
No other isles to be perused,
so no-one actually gets a date!